Sunday, December 24, 2006
i was going through my email acct to clear rubbish and i saw this old mail.
decided to share it with u ppl:
This email was sent by a friend's colleague whose father is working with the Ministry of the Environment in S'pore.
Health News - About Sugar Cane Drinks
A friend whose father works for the government health inspection passed on his info. Their job is to inspect all hawkers, their cooked food, their store hygiene, etc. They found sugar cane juice has the highest content of bacteria among all food. In fact, it has exceeded the set limit.
Hence, these guys had to find out why. They went round all sugar cane stores and watched the way the hawkers handled their sugar cane, wash their glasses, their entire procedure. But they couldn't find the problem.
One day, they stayed till closing time and discovered some shocking facts!
Whenever, the hawkers closed their stores, they would wash the floor with detergent. As we know, the remaining sugar canes will be place at the back of the store, vertically standing and as sugar canes are very porous, they tend to absorb whatever liquid around them. Besides the soapy water, the dirt on hawkers' boots, cats' urine, etc, will all be absorbed??
Now, whenever I eat at a hawker centre, I would warn all my friends about this and of course I stopped drinking my favourite sugar cane juice.
A friend, who loved sugar cane juice, was pregnant. She was always drinking sugar cane juice. Anyway, one day she miscarried and the fetus was already like 6 or 7 months old, I think. When the doctors did an autopsy to find out why all of a sudden the fetus had died inside her, they found traces of some chemical substance, which was found in cat urine. Large traces of it.
While it would not be able to harm adults, it was extremely toxic to babies, what more a fetus? So they tried to determine how this cat urine thing could have ended up in the fetus. This meant that it had to be digested by the mother, right?
And the only logical conclusion they could come up with was that since these sugar cane juice stall holders just leave the canes lying around on the wet and dirty floor, it would not be impossible to think that stray cats could have peed on those sugar canes or near those sugar canes. So think carefully the next time you order that favourite sugar cane juice!
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signed off--the harmonians11:31 PM
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
someone agree with me that my friend looks like leon! EXACTLY.
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signed off--the harmonians9:46 PM
hi,people.first time blogging in my life.wanna blog something about the class.my thoughts.yah...
alcina: thanks for contributing so much to our class.i really hav to admit that you are a wonderful monitress.sorry if i hav insulted about your leadership qualities in anyway.... :P .
cheryl: -
ze hui: hey!u arh...funny girl.everytime like to talk crap 1... e;P .write more testimonials for me!hahahahaha!see you next year!
nicole: hav a good day.
jessie: may you continue your relationship with shenglong!jy! :)
cryystal: nice knowing you!!!!really!!!i like the way you take picts of urself...haha!ya lar...i like the angle....okay,im talking crap.anw continue to let ur personality shine through!
lizhen: i like your cooking.yum!anw,hav u ever say my attitude suck?nvm...maybe is someone else...:|
siokkhim: did i used to insult you?or what?cuz i rmb hearing someone that u dun like me.yah...pls dun do that.like me.hahahahaha!!
natalie: do well in ur studies and beat panjie! ;)
wanjing: honestly...hav u ever liked someone in our class?cuz i think so. :-
yijie: are u still doing cip hrs?i said i want but still havent started yet!haha!i bet im going to wait for donkey years before i start...=)find 1 day den we do it tgt,kay?oh,hav u appealed to got to 8trip?
singrui: i appriciate the times we spent tgt during the chalet.that was the first time i went into arcade!in fact it was fun.but i was stung by mosqitoes!and rmb
u and rach took stupid videos of me?hav u deleted it?
jasme: continue to bring joy to ur sec3 class!
waikhee: thanks for always telling me the truth to let me improve myself.but rmb to stop ur pranks!oh,but to tell u the truth...dun argry arh...i dun like taking neoprints with u and sarah.dun beat me!!!!hahaha!okay....bcoz its too formal...
jiamin:i chose not to leave urs and jiawen's msg tgt cuz i see u two as individuals.oh,i miss the times when i was ur desk partner.
jiawen: u have a very cheerful character.how i wish i was half as cheerful.=|
joycelyn: u are a good working partner.jus that...(truthfully),hang out with others and be more open to ppl other than ur clique.
jiamin: stop eating! :BG: .and stop gossiping too.just spent ur time with cs can already...smile!
meixi: i treasure the times we have had tgt.
shiying: be careful during traning.take care of urself and dun always get injured.
monica: dun be like me.dun get hurt too easily.spent more time with people outside school.cuz i myself find that i am happier when spending time with non-schoolmates.
xinyi: haha...u arh...everytime think pervertic stuff 1...and 'thanks' for the 'lessons' that u gave me in the past during our trip home...in the bus...now i not so innocent anymore...hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! ;P but i did learn alot about that topic though...
rach:will not be leaving msgs for u as...if i really wanna leave...i will hav to rite a few pages.
sarah: thanks for being a fren i can confide to.but 1 thing is that...really,stop saying 'sorry' when its not ur fault.or everytime when u've done something wrong.cuz honestly...im always irritated when u say too many times sorry...make a pact that u will try not to it again before saying sorry.
qr: i cnt pen down my thoughts and feelings.cuz its 'bi mo wu fa xing rong'.
i rmb i took mrt with u once.when reaching pasir ris,we had a conv and u said 'wo bu li jie wei she me wo mei ci dui bei ren de zhen cheng du 100%,ke shi wo de dao de zhi you 80%'.i was kinda touched by your words.i hope u can see my change.
yuandong:must 'zhao gu' zoey arh...she <3s u alot.oh,and i like the chicken wings u bbq-ed at the bbq.and thanks for being gentleman by giving up the sleeping area to me.i was REALLY tried at that time.unlike wat lizhen said.
leon: stop being so mean to me.bleh.
ziyi: thanks for the mr brown shows.they are way funny!and u are lame.hahaha!
lingxiang: dun say that im a weirdo just bcoz i woke u up to get the coupons.i hate it.and again,i dun mean to misunderstand you.but pls arrange another class gathering next yr if we are the same class.i luv ue hse!
nigel: u are a talented gentleman.no doubt abt it.and u are hardwoking.there's more to the eye abt u.i tot u are the heckcare-abt-schwork guy but im wrong.sorry!oh,hav u replaced or found ur hp?
wish u luck in ur studies,and prepare to excel!
panjie: stop being so competitive.and stop showing attitude to me.i hate when u do that.
shengsong: NIL
shenyi: erm...are u suffering from mood swings?cuz i observed that u can be happy at a moment and become totally angry the next.for no reason.and control your anger.u hav pissed off alot of ppl with it.true.dun suffer like me.
yaowen: be nicer when girls want you to be nicer.haha!
thomas: a nice guy in class.and please continue to lend me bleach.buy no.15 and lend it to me.smile!
junjie: another nice guy in class.u hav been an acceptable vice- chair in class.and stop saying 'aiya,heckcare lah!'
yishen: i like your shirts.the patterns are so nice!please giv it to me!!!
finish.
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signed off--the harmonians6:00 AM
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer.
"I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?" The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist.
"I don't know."
HAHAHAHHA happy laughing people :D
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LITTLE JOHNNYLittle Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"
Hmm, kinda sick but if you don't understand, boohoo to you.
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BLONDEA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
Whatever it is, this blonde is.. kinda silly.
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SANTAOne day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
SO, next time don't trust Santa^^
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INSULTING PARROTA lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said. "Yes?" "You know."
cherylc
signed off--the harmonians9:54 AM
